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corvidexoskeleton:

Yes yes ghoul cowboy dilf, BUT. What about hot older “I’m not the step mom, I’m the mom that stepped up” milf moldaver

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laurenwalshart:

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Mother Windrunner.

This new design has altered my brain chemistry.

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augustdementhe:

defilerwyrm:

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn’t make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you’re profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn’t make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you’re not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

#we loooooove the methodology of a cancer cell

#constant expansion at all costs!! go go go go go!! what do you mean the body has died

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thesituation:

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i’m especially fond of this daydream hour doodle. “i would kill for you” yuri vs “i should kill you” yaoi

their double dates would be awful, the siblings would just talk to each other the whole time and marcille would sit there trying so hard to not look at kabru, who is staring directly at her trying to psychically scan her soul (he’s a dark empath) with his big weird eyes

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first-flower-of-my-house asked:

Hi, I know you talk from time to time about how Thomas has to be shaved for his health and wears clothes to stay warm, my family has a Maine Coon and our groomer recommended we start doing lion cuts his next appointment. Do you have any recommendations for places online to buy him clothes or are all of Thomas’s custom made?

seananmcguire:

Sadly, at this point (for you–awesome for him), all Thomas’s favorite shirts are bespoke. That cat has a nicer wardrobe than I do.

Before I started getting him handmade sartorial masterpieces, though, we would go to PetSmart/PetCo and buy him Small or Medium pieces, keeping track of which brands fit his proportions and which didn’t. He could also wear some toddler shirts, although those were more hit-or-miss, due to the placement of the arms.

He wears clothes less to stay warm and more to cut off access to his fur as it grows back, if that makes a difference. Especially in summer, your naked boy may be just fine.

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oodlyenough:

annalyticall:

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is ‘I’m 30.’ No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I’m old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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cabloom:

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vaspider:

I can’t get over the fact that Dick fucking Cheney said, basically, that Trump is too evil of a dude for him to get behind.

That’s like… fuck, idk… that’s like Dick Cheney saying a politician is too fucking evil for him to work with. The dude who famously shot a dude in the face and the dude apologized to him. That fucking guy.

political context for the guys who don’t remember the bush administration: george w bush was an absolute pants on head moron slated to be just one more ineffectual republican dunderfuck but his vice president, dick cheney, owned–and profited from directly– haliburton, an oil company. when a small terrorist cell headed by a saudi arabian royal based out of afghanistan smashed two planes into new york, we somehow ended up invading Iraq for uhhhhhhh *checks notes* an entire generation.

dick cheney’s oil company got all the rights to the oil resources that american troops took over and his direct friends in the military industrial complex got big fat contracts to buy, sell, and build all the other military and industrial shit involved in the war on terror. 8 trillion dollars of american taxpayer money didn’t vanish into the air: it was paid to dick and his pals to slaughter a generation of middle easterners whose only crime was being born in the gap between valuable resources and evil men.

they did this right in front of us. anyone paying the slightest bit of attention knew what they were doing and why. they played Born In The USA at us and passed laws about where we could protest and what we could say when we did. but we knew anyway. it was daylight robbery on a national scale and the rest of the world watched us do it while the leaders of every other industrialized nation allied with us got to lap up the blood and scraps from our butchery.

no one older than 40 has forgotten this.

and the architect of this atrocity is saying that trump is a little much even for him.

ETA: OH YEAH THIS ISN’T EVEN MENTIONING THAT THE GUY WAS EXPLICITLY PRO-WATERBOARDING, HE LOVED WATERBOARDING PRISONERS, ABSOLUTELY HE CAME OUT IN FULL-THROATED DEFENSE OF TORTURING POLITICAL PRISONERS AND HOSTAGES AND HIS ONLY COMPLAINT ABOUT THE MANY MANY LOTS OF TORTURES THAT HAPPENED UNDER HIS ADMINISTRATION WAS THAT THERE SHOULD BE MORE TORTURING, DICK “WATERBOARDER” CHENEY

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shower-racoon:

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god-of-not-so-good-ideas:

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thirdman000:

shower-racoon:

shower-racoon:

oh shit, it’s 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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don’t worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

I missed BOTH of them.

don’t worry, you’re still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

so it’s weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

oh shit, it’s 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

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worm-tent asked:

hello mr neil gaiman sir

how does one deal with the horrors of existence and the mortifying ordeal of being known

neil-gaiman:

This one does it very very badly. Your one may do it better.

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chaogongoozles:

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Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don’t be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

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